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Cocktail Party Primer: Paris is the Love Child of O.J. and Anna Nicole

This week in The Rumor Mill: Paris in jail makes her sex tape seem reserved, Lindsay Lohan’s mom tells lies, both "Sex in the City" and all of the 1980s make a comeback, and the price will never be right

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Cocktail Party Primer: Oh, Lindsay, What Would Herbie the Love Bug Say?

This week in the Rumor Mill: It’s Hard to be Miss USA, they’ve picked out Paris’ new roommate, and the Dutch are surprisingly cruel. But Lindsay’s the name that will be on everyone’s lips this weekend, so I might as

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Cocktail Party Primer: Hey Trump! You’re Fired!

This week in The Cocktail Party Primer: Paula Abdul is accident prone, The Donald is out of a job, and Lindsay Lohan has no sense of her own irony. Plus, the charms of a former boy band star couldn’t keep

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Cocktail Party Primer: The Only Thing Lindsay Lohan Stole Was Our Hearts

This week in the Rumor Mill: Tom Cruise may get to “act” like he’s gay, ABC clones Sex and the City over and over again, and the horrible mental image of a naked Michael Jackson. Plus, the Pussycat Dolls pole-dance

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Cocktail Party Primer: Drunk is the New Black

This week in The Rumor Mill: Jessica Simpson’s boobs are scary, Lost will make sense one day, and being drunk is fun but potentially embarrassing. Here’s what people will be talking about at all the best soirĂ©es, cocktail parties, and

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Cocktail Party Primer: Pirates, Paris, and Britney! Britney! Britney!

This week in the Cocktail Party Primer: Veronica Mars suffers from a lack of Pussycat attitude; Courtney Love organizes a garage sale; Anna Nicole’s baby is officially an American; and Britney just can’t help being Britney. Here’s everything you need

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