Monthly Archives: May 2007

Cocktail Party Primer: Hey Trump! You’re Fired!

This week in The Cocktail Party Primer: Paula Abdul is accident prone, The Donald is out of a job, and Lindsay Lohan has no sense of her own irony. Plus, the charms of a former boy band star couldn’t keep

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Cocktail Party Primer: The Only Thing Lindsay Lohan Stole Was Our Hearts

This week in the Rumor Mill: Tom Cruise may get to “act” like he’s gay, ABC clones Sex and the City over and over again, and the horrible mental image of a naked Michael Jackson. Plus, the Pussycat Dolls pole-dance

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Cocktail Party Primer: Drunk is the New Black

This week in The Rumor Mill: Jessica Simpson’s boobs are scary, Lost will make sense one day, and being drunk is fun but potentially embarrassing. Here’s what people will be talking about at all the best soirĂ©es, cocktail parties, and

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Cocktail Party Primer: Pirates, Paris, and Britney! Britney! Britney!

This week in the Cocktail Party Primer: Veronica Mars suffers from a lack of Pussycat attitude; Courtney Love organizes a garage sale; Anna Nicole’s baby is officially an American; and Britney just can’t help being Britney. Here’s everything you need

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